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Short Tag Line:
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I/We are looking for
we've got rhythm. we've got music. who could ask for anything more?
Describe Yourself:
not quite sure what to put here that doesn't make us seem like we are full of ourselves, but since you asked, and we are leos; we think we are the cat's pajamas. personality-wise we have been known to simultaneously bring down small companies and save world economies in a single statement. usually there was alcohol involved at said time, and it was off the record so we never got the credit we rightly deserved.
in high school she was more popular than he was, but that can't say much to him since he was a dork then. now he is more established, but probably still pretty dorky. he's tall and thin, like a cross between something from the cover of national geographic and an underwear model that is taking some time off. she's not so tall and has curves in all the right places. he finds her way hot, so his judgment is probably a bit biased.
we're sarcastic, sardonic and just the right amount of arrogant, but not so over the top that you would second guess asking us to speak at your next event. we will but we charge for appearances like that so as to weed out the undesirable shindig.
as we're both artists, we have a knack for the obscure, off color remark and most likely will try to excuse a comment based on our vast creative prowess instead of just owning up to it. this says we're honest and can take criticism well, even though you are probably wrong.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
we're open to most stuff except probably things that involve dressing up as cartoon characters. that's not really something that appeals to us. if that's your thing, that's cool, but really we're not really down with that sort of thing.
oh we're not down on vorarephilia either. that is pretty disturbing behaviour in our opinion.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
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